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A couple of things that keeps me wondering

I must be getting really Old now guys because,    have you ever wondered ...........

Why.....do Tesco's make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.??

Why  .....do people order double cheeseburgers, large  fries, and a diet coke.??

Why  ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain  the pens to the counters.??

Why  .......do we leave cars worth thousands of  pounds in the driveway and put our useless junk  in the garage?

Why  . .....do they have drive-up ATM machines with  Braille lettering.

EVER  WONDER ...

Why the sun lightens our hair,
But darkens our skin ?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins  Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do  'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, and dish washing liquid
made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic  called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?  

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?  

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on planes?  Why don't they make the whole  plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?  

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

AND...........

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport  the terminal?

Just a few things that pop to mind. If anybody has an answer to one of these, please reply.

Flo
  confused1

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